You know the drill. Here's the site.
See it for yourself if you don't trust my analysis.
http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2008/s2367703.htm
Milk powder simply isn't the most interesting thing in the world. Believe me, I know this. BUT you would be surprised at how terrible this crisis is.
In China, CHINA, the milk from top companies is contaminated. Yes, the milk that BABIES are drinking.
Read this quote from the article and see if you see the same key word that I do:
"More than 6000 babies are sick, three have died and 150 have serious kidney failure after drinking milk powder that had been deliberately contaminated with melamine, a toxic substance used in plastics."
Deliberately? Ohhhh Jesus. So the Chinese company...San Lu, I think it was...is supposedly the "name brand" over there. San Lu and 21 other companies are getting this melamine into their milk, then giving it to COUNTLESS babies. That makes me sick, personally. Now parents are gathering outside of hospitals to get their babies checked.
You know what the problem is? They don't check for it. The report said that there wasn't ONE company over there that scanned their milk for melamine. Not one! It also apparently took a lot of pushing for them to even recall the milk. I mean, it was deliberate, apparently, so why would they?
Ohhh China makes me so mad sometimes. Like their 8 year-old "16-year-old gymnists". And of course the poisoning of everything made over there. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, CHINA?! I mean, you have made 6,244 babies sick already, and that number is expected to climb significantly. I don't know what's more depressing--China contaminating the children or the fact that nothing in China can be trusted.
Did I even gain anything from this article? OTHER than disdain, of course...? Decidedly not. I did, however, learn that nothing will ever make me want to be involved with Chinese-oriented subjects.
Why am I so angry over this? I don't know. All the sick babies...yeahh...but that's not it. I think certain things are just getting on my nerves, and China is definitely one of them.
So wanna hear my plan? For those of you who read my last blog, you know that my goal is to take over North Korea after Kim Jong Il gives up the ghost. I've been thinking, you know...with enough power behind me, I might as well conquer Asia. China's been sucking it up lately. North Korea's going a little insane. Those are two pretty major areas. Of course, I would have to conquer LOADS more, but think about it...I would then have control over Russia and the Middle East. NOT TO MENTION India to add to my enemy China, the two most populated nations in the world.
I find myself adequate for world domination. Yep.
For serious.
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I'll talk about China later, for now I'm informing you that I canceled my plurk. I hated it!
No.
Okay look, I think deliberately killing babies is awful, but, I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH CHINA. Do you hear yourself. You're talking about invading a country with more people than all the countries you're taking over combined. Bad move, I would have thought that you knew better than that Jesus. Let's start by slowing down and adressing the first issue. I never said you "could not" become dictator of North Korea, (you are Jesus and all), I said that when you do you will inevitably kill us all. Now that we've got that out of the way let's talk strategy. You're going to need to make peace with Russia. They have the second largest amount of nuclear weapons and they're all crazy. You need them to help you, not blow you off the map. Next, you need to understand that attacking Israel will be your downfall. Just don't do it okay. So next, you'll need Europe. We'll have to use some startegy here. You send David Hasselhoff to Germany and make sure he gains control. Turn him into a baby Hitler. He starts the conquest of Europe and you're free to deal with Japan. The Japanese hate the Chinese. Convincing them to aid you in world domination won't be too hard. You need to nuc Australia. It's useless, although if I were you I would evacuate the Koala bears, they're just so damn cuddly... Anyway, when you have all that done we'll meet on Mount Megiddo. The battle of Armageddon insues and we all die. Well not you, you're Jesus. So you kill the Beast in Palestine and you and your followers rule for a thousand years. Or, if you think that sounds boring, you could just forget the whole thing and let us live... yeah that does sound alot nicer than the destruction of the entire planet. So can we live Jesus, pretty please, you can have all the coffee you want:)
So, I came back to comment about the actual article, but in all honesty I don't think I can follow that. And since when is it ok to curse on a school blog? Anyway, China is in over thier heads and obviously out of them as well. Killing babies from tainted milk? I thought even Il wouldn't go that low, guess I was wrong. So China is becoming completely insane in every way, their leadership, their products. They definitely need someone to come in and save them, I'm just not so sure you would be the right person for the job. Don't get me wrong you definitely have leadership skills and you would have a massive following; it's the thought of what you might do with such power that scares me.
Koala bears are cuddly. I don't really care what you do Ally as long as you do it right the first time so I won't have to worry about Chinese people invading my home and eating my dogs! If you do succeed in conquering all of ASia, can I rule Thailand? Hey isn't that what friends are for anyway?
Hey Adam. Dude. I mean, I AM Jesus, and being such, I can develop a much more successful strategy than you!
But no lies that was a pretty good plan. Since you came up with it I'll give you a country or two to own all by yourself, as long as you don't challenge me in war. We have to be allies.
SO.
My initial plan was to just slowly invade China, because I really don't want to immediately take over such a contaminated country. I want to procure the safety of the people first. THEN once it is clean and healthy, I'll go full force.
You see? I care about my lungs, Mr. Madden.
Brittany...cursing on school blogs is fun. I try to sneak them in without them being to noticable. =D
Annnnd Cierra. You can so have Thailand. Just give me some food, righto?
well, brittany, for your information it is okay to curse on a school blog at any point. as long as you have good reason and your heart is in it. ally, as for this article, i think that it is very upsetting that they are killing babies because they are over populated. it is not the damn babies fault that they were born. kill the parents. they are ones having sex all the time. wear condoms people. seriously. if your country is already so crowded that nobody can move, then the least you can do is wear a condom. i would not dare have a child in fear of it being killed. well that is what i think. i love you. goodbye
aww thats sad..
but iv always wanted to go to china
hell yes her sex is on fire!
well i just stopped by to tell you that i think it would be better if you kept your cursing to a quiet minimum. some may be offending.
i love you.
Hey,this has nothing to do with anything but listen to this song:
Bizarro Bike by: Lightning Bolt
This is what Kid Arm Buggy Smash would sound like if it really did smash together. It's probably the most annoying thing I've ever heard (I mean it makes me want to rip my ears off!), but I can't stop listening to it!!!!!!!!!!
I listened to the song, and, as soon as my ears stop bleeding, I'll probably do it again. They must play this stuff in maximum security prisons to keep the inmates sedated - Hey Ally, I want Afghanistan and Barbados. Don't ask why. OK, if you must know, I really like fireworks and with the war and all I can watch the explosions from the balcony of my fortress. As for Barbados, have you seen these people dance? It's life changing to say the least. AND - It is perfectly alright to curse on a school blog as long as you don't use the "BIG 4". There are 7 bad words, use the ones that are overlookable <-I hope that's a word). Don't use the F,S,B, or other B, words. Thank you.
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