Thank you Assosciated Press, for releasing this article.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5huSr2cto6oXklRH0nXdM8i7PEQ0wD933E3GO0
Well, what do you know? Kim Jong Il, the...erm...unpredictable dictator of North Korea is supposedly quite ill. This is, of course, according to U.S. officials, and not necessarily for certain...but as this week herald's the 60th anniversary of North Korea becoming a nation under the rule of KJI's father, KJI didn't show. Yeah. No show.
He was there for 50 yrs. and 55 yrs. but not 60. =D Apparently, his last reported public appearance was in MID AUGUST. Gooo K.J.!
There is even reason to believe that Mr. Kim has suffered a stroke or some other major setback.
This is far more crucial than life observation with crazy dictators that have issues enunciating their L's. North Korea...Kim Jong Il...anything else come to mind? Ah yes. THE NUCLEAR WEAPON TESTING PROGRAM. Yongbyon...yes. What does this poor health contribute to the program? It HAS been delayed..has been set back...and this lack of preparations prove that the authority once weilded by KJI is not so prominent now that his heart blew out like an old tire.
So what if Kim doesn't make it? Dies. Demises. Expires. Perishes. Drops. Succumbs. Bites the dust. Breathes his last. Deceases. Cashes in. Gives up the ghost. Goes to his grave. Departs. Kicks the bucket. Passes on to the Great Beyond. Turns up his toes.
No worries.
According to the article, "Intelligence officials note that one of several family members or senior military officials might step in if Kim were incapacitated."
That's one I forgot. Incapacitated.
Does anybody care if KJI dies? OF COURSE THEY DO! This man has been a majorrrr figure in today's world. One of the stereotypical brilliant dictators. Jesus, people. I'm almost afraid that some people didn't even know about the nuclear weapon's program. I knew that beforehand, as most people who watch the news oh I don't know...once every 2 decades or so should know. I didn't know that KJI was ill. Oh, heavens. Okay, not that I feel pity or anything. But still...this is like when Fidel Castro was dying. He'd been around for how long? Yeah. And he was PSYCHO CONTROL FREAK. As is Kimmy J. So really...I'm kind of anxiously waiting to see what will happen if KJI dies or becomes so severely ill (haha...ill...haha) that he can no longer watch his nation.
I think I should take over North Korea. Ask and I'll tell you my plan as female-dictator.
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KIM JONG IL, don't give the ghost up just clench your fist! You should've known by now, that you were on my list.
-insert choir here- should've know by nowwwwwww.
anyway. i don't want kim to die. i've developed a spot spot for ol' kimmy over the past few years. and i'm a bit afraid for you to take over dictatorship of north korea. you might be worse than him! no offense! please don't smite me.
oh, and it's nice to see that you're alive! :D
of course i will pour coffee over your body. i know that you will be able to smell it, because you are Jesus :)
i do not think that i have ever been so hungry in my life...
Il is ill, haha. So, in my opinion little Kimmy was good for a few laughs but mostly provoked fear. I don't know it I can feel sorry for a guy that wants to blow up the world by nuclear warfare, but then again that's just me! I'm also not sure if you should follow in his footsteps either, just a thought. Please spare me!!! =D
btw, you forgot demise! haha
Never mind, you do indeed have demise on there, that's my fault!
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You? Okay KJI is a crazy little man but you? You want us to let YOU run a country. Okay. I'd vote for you, run for the presidency. Maybe you can fix the economy... George accidentally broke it. Maybe you can drop gas prices or get rid of gas all together. Maybe you can end world hunger, stop the hurricanes, and bring the troops home. Maybe you can educate our children, give us free healthcare, and give us totally clean energy. Hey, I believe you can, your group sounds like they worship you (If you are Jesus then please don't lightning bolt me, I'm not worth it and you have birds to feed). My question is, as Dictator of Korea - or President of The United States of America, (Which ever comes first), where are you going to get all the coffee? You say you're under stress now, what are you going to do when the whole world is standing on your back? I guess we'll end up fighting WW3 to get that kind of coffee, unless you take up smoking. Either way you would probably blow up the world (too much coffee = paranoia and agression not enough = you killing everyone to find coffee). In the end you would probably kill us all and yourself as well. I mean if you can die, still kind of iffy. Sounds like you died and came back. Hey if you do rule the world one day we could all call you "Empress Lazares". Just a joke don't kill me. Anyway I enjoyed the read.
Your article makes me chew my gum hard. now my jaws hurt. thanks a lot ally.
i do not think that anyone should die.
who knows though. maybe he is already dead, and they just proped him up a chair. it is hard to say.
i do not like worldly affairs and do not find much interest in them.
which is probably not a very good thing, but oh well.
my word verification is tixyzua. i like that.
Only you could blog on this article and illicit such amusing responses...
Hey Ally guess what????????
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
=D
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