Yeah the usual. You know...
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE48M2VX20080923
Okay, well...it's nearing the hour of 9:00 in the evensong, so I am choosing to be somewhat lazy this week. Instead of discussing a major world issue, I have decided to act upon my latest find. I was looking around the internet, listening to opera music (no, seriously, my brother put it on the computer so I was listening to it. Don't judge me) viewing an article about the nuclear plant in North Korea, which would have made a splendid update to my previous article about Kim Jong Il, when I got bored of reading this mundane work and scrolled to the bottom to find a link that said:
15 Train Robbers Killed By Poison Gas"
That caught my attention for a very embarrassing reason. That being that I saw the word Poison and automatically thought: AH! Bret Micheals and Unskinny Bop!
Anyways.
Apparently 15 mentally retarded robbers in India thought that they were stealing diesel from a freight carriage. Let me reinforce this: Their attempt was to steal oil, okay?
I'm saying this because people have complained lately about me not making things clear. They should join the dead robbers.
Anyways...the robbers broke open the wrong tank and inhaled LOADS of poison gas. Police arrived upon the scene and found the empty drums they intended on loading the oil into. The people were just laying along the tracks, taking a dirt nap. Kind of sad, really, no? No. Kind of funny actually. I laughed. Stupid robbers.
Okay..they are THEIVES. They are attempting to steal oil from a TRAIN. Isn't it only fair to say they had it coming? It's like the gods were watching and thinking...oh so you wanna do it that way, huh? Hey Satan, turn that oil into poison gas. They'll never expect it. OH that was nice. Haha. Look at 'em fall. Wooo that was a good one.
Moral of that little anecdote: They deserved it.
Ooh to add: The train was earlier stopped by armed people who police believe were members of a gang which frequently steals crude oil from trains and pipelines. How lovely. I'm glad this train is making it through it all.
You know, I always considered train robbers to be a thing of the nineteenth century. But I guess people do what they have to do. New information: People still rob from trains. IS THAT CLEAR?!
Okay so I'm a little angry while writing this, my bad.
But I do have to ask one thing. Apparently this train WAS carrying oil. Why on earth was there a tank of poison gas on there? Where was this gas going to go? I'm concerned now.
I'm telling you. Just let me take over. I promise, I will only use poison gas when you criticize my writing style. =]
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7 comments:
#1 you are my hero. opera music is amazing! lol
#2 i allways thought train robbers were like.. hardcore non-exsistent now-a-days. hmm.
I just hope the train isn't emotionally scarred from this incident.
ally. i am extremely hungry right now.
i would love to go to taco bell.
about your article? well i thought that it was very amusing. i agree that the god(s) probably thought that this was funny as well. in the end...we all meet the same fate.
ALLY. you look so beautiful in your new picture with kitty. i do not know which kitty that is...hmmm...
BRET MICHAELS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND!
so romantic. i'm nearly jealous.
What a wonderful lesson, with gas prices so high I'm sure many more people are going to try this but they will in return be killed by posionous gas! Maybe that will teach those stupid robbers! So I'm kinda surprised this happened in India and not America, seems like something we would do. This accident isn't even sad it's just funny and unusual. So I'm also wondering why this train was carrying posionous gas?!? Maybe those stupid robbers actually saved India from a terrorist attack! If that's the case then good for them, they saved their country and cleaned up the streets from lowly robbers!
They were stealing the oil to resale it and make money. Good theory on their part.
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